I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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