just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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