I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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