Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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