Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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