Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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