Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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