You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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