I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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