cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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