He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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