Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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