Small penises have feelings too.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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