Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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Everclear isn't food dammit
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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