i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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