It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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