She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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