Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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