I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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