i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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