I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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