Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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