i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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