Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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