Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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