a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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