If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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