There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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