i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The uberlube is also flammable
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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