Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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