I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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