If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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