I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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