SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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