he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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