he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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