what if I'm pregnant?
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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