How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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