i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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she told me i tasted like america
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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