smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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