the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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