What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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