what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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