is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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