Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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