It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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