called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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