there were more penises there than on chat roulette
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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