You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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