His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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